note: some of these just scream "SLAP ME PLEASE."

1. Hi, ,y name is Mike. Remember it cause youll be screaming it latter tonight.

2.{tap your thigh} you just think this is my leg.

3. Yo, my friend likes you.

3. {at a copy machine} Reproducing heh? Can i help?

4. Say, did we go to different schools together?

5. They call me Milk, cause i do your body good.

5. I love evrey bone in your body, especially mine.

6. Lets take a shower together---you smell.

7. If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

8. {sinal for her to come over with your finger} if i made you cum with one finger, imagine what i can do with the rest of my body.

9. She asks: do you have the time?

you: do you have the energy?

10. Hi, i make more money than you can spend.

11. NOW, BITCH!

12. Nice tits. mine if i feel them?

13. Im on fire, can i run through your sprinkler?

14. Do you spit or swallow?

15. If i told you that you had a great body, would you hold it agaisnt me?

16. Your place or mine.

17. You look like a type of girl who has heard every line in the book, so whats one more?

18. Your buns are so hot that your burning my breadstick.

19. Im a magical being, now take of your braw!

20. {hold out two fingers and say} why should women masterbate with these two fingers? (i don't know) cause their mine sweetheart.

21. If i could rerange the alphabet i would put you and I together.

22. {grab their ass} pardon me but is this seat taken?

23. How bout you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up.

24. Do you know what would loom good on you? Me.

25. All those curves, and me with no breaks.

26. Is it hot in here? or is it just you?

27. Fuck me if im wrong but you want to kiss me.

28. Lets go back to my place and do the things im ganna tell everybody we did anyway.

29. Can i flirt with you?

30. Your so hot you melt the plastic in my underware.

31. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

32. The word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word.

33. Would you be my love buffet? So i can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

34. I miss my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

35. Do wash your pants with Windex? ( no, why ) because i can see myself inside them.

36. How about a fuck and a pizza? (SLAP!) What? you dont like pizza?

37. So... how am i doin?

38. Im drink.

39. I just threw up.

40. I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.

41. Wanna fuck like bunnys?

42. Yo dady must be a drug dealer cause you dope.

43. Hey baba...do you realixe my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

44. Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should i apologize?

45. I really like your peaches. Wanna shake my tree?

46. Hi, i can buy you a car!

47. Say mother, want another? (if she is a mother)

48. Do you sleep on your stomach? (no) Can I?

49. Should i nudge you for breakfast or will you